Please Spank Your Child

Ok, first of all , I dont like kids. Some kids are OK but some just need thumped in their head! The other day , me and Slug are out in the yard pooping. (He's pooping, not me) Anyways, the annoying neighbor children come strolling down the road beside my house , with their yapping ass dog NOT on a leash, just running free! So then they decide to call Slug out into the road to pet him. Uh no. My dog is not going to get run over because of these dumbass kids. So I get Slug and start to take him to the other side of the house so he can "finish his business" , one of the kids followed me up into my yard and said "You need to take Slug in your house because when my dog sees other dogs she barks a lot" Ok , so a 7 year old is now standing in my yard and telling me to take my dog in my house? So , I told him that if it was such a problem , maybe he should take HIS dog home. Did I mention I hate kids?