Dont let Homer fool you

Yes I'm posing with an over sized inflatable Homer Simpson in a Santa costume, does that mean I like Christmas? No... I hate this time of year, I am a Grinch. I'm not against the true meaning of Christmas , but I think its become commercialized, and I just don't enjoy it. I hate Holiday music, I hate people dressed up with red hats with fuzzy white trim. Bahh humbug, right?

Anyways, when did the holidays become just a time for presents? I like presents just as much as the next person , but nowadays kids don't even know what Christmas stands for, they think its just another reason to ask for a bunch of overpriced crap that they wont respect anyway.
If I had a choice I'd hibernate like a bear from Black Friday all the way till after the new year.

Also , while kids are fresh in my mind, why is it that out of all the streets in our neighborhood , every single child decides to congregate directly in front of my house? I don't feed them, talk to them, I don't even smile at them when I see them out there, yet there they are , with their skateboards driving my dogs crazy. I just looked to see why Booduh (my dog) was barking like a mad man , sure enough , they are out there SITTING in the middle of the road. We live on a busy street people! Sometimes I cant even pull into my own driveway. They just stand there and look at me. One time one of them was rolling down the middle of the street on his skateboard, listening to his IPod, staring at the ground, and Me and Matt were having to wait on him to get the hell out of our way to pull in our driveway, so he gets about 8 feet in front of the truck , never did look up because I guess he didn't hear us coming (safe huh?) , so Matt just lays down on the horn. You shoulda seen that kids face , I bet he shit himself.

Now that I've relived that story , I feel better.