Please Put Your Pants On

The other day, me and Matt got out of the car, I think we went out for dinner or something romantic I'm sure. Anyways, we got out of the car, and we're walking into the house, of course Slug meets us at the door, so we let him out to pee. We are chatting about something and I hear a loud *SLAP SLAP SLAP* and turn around to see our neighbor mooning us. Not only bare ass mooning us, but also slapping his ass *at* us. His girlfriend was sitting in their kitchen, so he may have been mooning her, and we were inadvertently mooned in the process. We don't know these people, and haven't had any problems with them. But now I can't look at him when he drives by because I can't shake the feeling that the bare ass was directed towards us for some reason. I thought maybe our barking dogs have bothered them, but if someone's dogs were bothering me, I'd probably say "Hey lady shut your dogs up!" instead of dropping my pants and waving and slapping my ass at them. But, that's just me.