Work sucks.

I think my job makes me miserable. Why do I have to work with people I dont like? That is just not fair.

Also? I have to ride elevators a lot... well I don't HAVE to, I'd probably lose some weight if I did take the stairs more, but c'mon.

Anyway, about the elevators, they always STINK, they are usually hot and stuffy... and there's always someone who doesn't know how to use them. Lets go over this one more time people... the people that are already ON the elevator? Get to come off first, that's why they are standing right by the door... pushing past them is rude and makes them want to shoot you in the face. I always like to bathe in some kind of really strong offensive perfume before I get in the elevator... it makes me feel like I fit in better. Either that or I just climb right on and shit my pants, hell everyone else is doing it! No really, there are no vents in there! If you stink, you will make the elevator stink, then I have to smell you for the rest of my 8 hour shift.

My personal favorite elevator event is when you get trapped by 6 nurses pushing a patient on a bed... and they are all wearing sterile suits and masks over their faces. UM hello? What kind of flesh eating bacteria does that person have and why are you shoving their feet in my face?! Not to mention I'm pregnant, so whatever gut rotting super bug they are spewing out into the air, I'm now breathing in for my unborn child to enjoy. Yeah, thanks.

Today I got to thinking about the elevators and how disgusting they are (yes I'm the weirdo pushing the buttons with a tissue) and I decided to take the stairs, which for a few flights I can handle... but if I'm needed on the fifth floor - its either going to be a while - or I'm going in the stinky elevators. Well my great plan to climb stairs was ruined too - after I huff my way up 3 flights, I find myself face to face with a "Wet Paint" sign. The door is wet with paint? How am I supposed to get out? Thats right, back down the stairs and to the elevator.

I know, I just hate my job in general, I shouldn't take it out on the elevators.