You are lucky we're related.

Sleeping in? Thing of the past. Slug was such a good boy - he loved sleeping. MJ? Not so much. If I'm tired, shes wide awake. She is a pretty good baby - but as I stood over her crib, sticking the pacifier in her mouth ev.ery.time. she accidently knocked it out with her wild monkey hands... I thought , she is lucky we are related... if we werent, I would leave her in a cart at wal-mart. That is what my parents always told my sister when she was being bad. They had concocted this big , and mentally scarring story about how she was actually raised by albino aborigines until she was 2 and then they left her in a shopping cart at wal-mart because she was bad. They always threatened to take her back and leave her in another cart so that someone else would take her. Nothing like threatening your kid with abandonment. But the way I see it, at least they took a break from hitting the bong to make up a story to tell her, am I right?