You like that dontcha?

Christmas is over , its almost the new year , so it was time for a non holiday related photo to replace the one of me and Homer. You like to see me in all my sleeping glory? Thats a real life picture taken mere seconds after I woke up! See the puffy eyes? The disheveled hair? I don't really care if the whole internet sees me that way, because thats actually how I look most of the time anyway.

This morning I wake up to none other than the sounds of Matt banging around getting ready to go hunting, I think we've discussed his disregard for my sleeping habits before. He turns on the light , leaves it on , leaves the room. Big no no. So I get up ... wander to the bathroom, and then I notice he's sitting in his chair in the living room , so I asked him "Are you done in the bedroom?" and he says "Uh yeah" so I go back into the bedroom , turn off the light and lay back down. At this point theres no possible way I'll be going back to sleep because I'm mad. Next thing I know , I hear his truck start up and he's gone. That was his second no no of the morning! He didnt say an effin' word to me to let me know he was leaving. This is not normal in our house, so I call his cell phone to see what was going on, and he just forgot to tell me bye. I know its childish , but my whole day is royally screwed now because I woke up in such a bad mood. You know how when you wake up to a screeching alarm clock, or to someone yelling at you, it tends to have an effect on your entire day? Well it does for me anyways , and I can already tell this is going to be a bad day.

Times are changing!

And so are vehicles. If you haven't noticed , some newer vehicles have brighter lights. Please stop flashing your stupid effin' lights at me, I know when my brights are on , theres a bright blue indicator on my control panel that TELLS me that they are on.

This morning , I wake up at 4 am and know instantly that my sleeping time is over, so Matt and I get out of bed , he goes hunting , and I go grocery shopping. I hate large crowds so any chance I get to get my shopping out of the way , either incredibly late , or early , I do it. As I was returning from my early morning shopping, a car turns its brights on and leaves them on flashing them at me and such. I ignored it for a few seconds , but I'm really not a morning person anyways, so I turned my brights on for them! If they think my regular lights are bright , they were probably really impressed with my high beams, don't you think?

I swear every time I drive my truck in the dark , people think I am bright lighting them, and its not my fault that Chevrolet apparently made the lights on my truck brighter than some other vehicles! It is really one of my pet peeves. So I guess what I'm trying to say , for all you folks that do it on a regular basis, STOP FLASHING ME!

Glad thats over!

I have never been so relieved to have Christmas over with! It just seems like a really stressful time of year ... Mine was pretty good , how bout yours?

I bought my best friend Ashley a really neat set of glasses and a pitcher shes had her eye on... well we haven't got to exchange gifts yet and she just called me squealing that she had bought herself a set of them. Great. So I guess I will still give her the glasses, and give the pitcher to my granny or something ... Who doesn't need more glasses? But now I have to find something else for her ... and I thought my Christmas shopping was done!

I got lots of good loot this year including an Elvis CD, and some bear candle holder thingies, a bulldog clock, a bulldog address book, a coach purse, a toilet seat and a big ol' turkey roaster thing! I got some other stuff too but those are my favorites. I cant wait to see everyone take down their decorations, and get on with normal life. Yeah right, what am I thinking? Those decorations will be up till July! But maybe the radio will stop playing so much Christmas music!

No suit shopping , and pinching booties!

I got a job! I got the same job at the hospital and didn't even have to buy a suit! Hows that for the best Christmas present ever?

I am super excited about having extra money! I wont feel like such a scrub for taking money from Matt all the time ... Is everyone stoked for Christmas? Not me ... I'm super ready for it to be over with , maybe next year I will be more prepared , but I feel like all I've done is last minute shop and that really sucks ass.

Um.... I got a new toilet seat! Me and Matt decided to open a present early , and I got a new toilet seat. He got a CD and a hat. Remember my Christmas list? I thought for sure I would get a new screen door! But a toilet seat is awesome too, now we can throw away the one that has been pinching our booties. Don't act like you haven't sat on a toilet seat that pinched your bootie. You know the fancy padded kind that get a little crack (no pun intended) on em and then it pinches every time you sit on it? Thats what we've been dealing with! Who woulda thought I would be so happy over a toilet seat? Matt kinda acted bummed out that he got it for me ... I think it was more of a joke , but something we really needed , but he opened his present and really liked his hat and CD so then he thought maybe he should have given me something else? But I love my new toilet seat.

I'm alive!!!!!!!

So HA! That's right , I ate week old chicken and lived to tell the tale!

I just don't see the big deal over it , I paid good money for that food , and he wants me to throw it out to Booduh? Uh, no! So I'm alive, everyone can calm down , Sarah can get that Uhaul outta my drive way now. So yesterday a certain Elf sent me a Christmas CD of Elvis music , and today I'm putting that CD in my truck , and going Christmas shopping. That's right , that's what it takes to get my ass in gear is a little Bluuuuue Christmas!!! So what does everyone want for Christmas? Not that you're getting anything from me , but its nice to ask , right? Wanna hear my list?

I want...

• Trim to replace all the trim ripped out of our house
• A new screen door to replace our ghetto screen door
• A bouncing baby bulldog puppy!
  
• Dead like me , any season on DVD
  
• New shoes!
  
• A job!

Wasn't that a good list? I thought so...

Suicide by Leftovers

I would like to start this blogging by saying that if I do in fact die , I would like for Sarah to have pretty much any of my crap that she wants.

Ok , so this afternoon I made dinner for Matt , he came home , ate and then we went to a friends house. I didn't eat earlier , I figured I'd have leftovers later , so when I went into the kitchen to do just that, I realize that Matt has just polished off what was left of the chicken. So I had to dig through the fridge for something else to eat.

I'll give you a little background to this 'story'
1. I'm poor.
2. I'm not picky.
3. I'm kind of stupid.

This past weekend , Matt and I got to eat at Chili's , which is rare (I'm poor). I guess my "eyes were bigger than my belly" because I didn't eat very much of my food, so like any other thrifty American , I brought it home to finish later. I don't know what "later" is (I'm kind of stupid). So fast forward to today, I'm hungry , so I dig those leftovers out of the fridge, Matt gives me one of those looks, followed by something to the effect of "If you eat that , you'll die." And he didn't mean it in the cute way like , if you eat the last cookie , you will die, he meant in the literal sense , like it was entirely too old for a human to consume. So what did I do? I nuked that shit and ate it! (I'm not picky) So far I'm not feeling "deathly ill" the food didn't look or smell funny , and I personally think that humans have consumed much worse than some week old chicken and rice. So really , how long can something sit in the fridge before it becomes inedible? Obviously me and Matt don't see eye to eye on the subject...

Could I be .... BETTER? Nah...

Well kids , I'm still sick , so thats gonna be my excuse for not blogging for days on end, k?
My cold turned into something that made me not be able to hear for some reason and now both of my ears hurt. As much as all of you blog readers out there would love to hear every snotty detail of my cold , I'm not gonna go there.

Oh and I guess I should mention that I didnt get the job! Bastards! I guess I need to invest in a handy dandy notebook and a nice suit and tie and maybe then I can pretend like I'm special, take notes like an ass kisser and get a job? Can you tell I'm bitter about the whole situation? I totally am.

I really , really, really, really need a job super bad! I think I'm driving Matt and Slug crazy being at home so much! But enough of my bitching ... my friend Trinnie Winnie started up her own super wicked awesome blog, and it can be found here.

So go there , read her blogs and comment her like a rockstar.

Fish at 4 AM

So this morning as I sit on the couch eating Swedish fish (thank you Sarah!) , I realize that I should be sleeping, but I'm not. I seem to have caught whatever it was that has been keeping Sarah awake lately. I hate not being able to sleep, I'm one of those really grumpy sleepy people. I sat on the couch and thought out what my next blogging should say, I should have wrote it down, because now I cant remember. I finally crawled back into bed around 5:30 to try and get some sleep. While crawling into bed might sound easy , I guess I should add that I had to wedge myself between Matt and Slug. Slug knows that when I get up in the morning he can sprawl out and take up my piece of the bed, notice I don't say side , because I don't get a whole side, I just get a piece. I guess I would have been better off on the couch , because Slug obviously didn't want me in the bed , he just kept pushing and pushing on me until I got up again , and I've been walking around like a zombie ever since. I really hope to go to bed at about 6 this evening and not wake up for a few days.

I got an odd phone call Friday night , it was my friend from the hospital, she talked to me for about an hour about the job there , she wanted to confirm that I didn't plan on being pregnant any time soon. She told me that its down to me , and one other person, some guy that wore a freakin suit and tie to his interview. I don't own a suit , I wore khakis and a "nice" shirt. I just hope they see that obviously if he has the money for a suit , he doesn't need the job as bad as me.
Oh , about the pregnancy thing, I guess I should explain, She said that everyone at work is pregnant , and people are really tired of people being gone to have babies and such. I told her that babies were no where in my near future, so I hope that sealed the deal.

And now I feel like I'm to the point where I'm boring you, so I'm going to stop rambling about my weekend, but I have to add , that I just clicked on spellcheck and it didn't come up with a SINGLE mistake, maybe sleep deprivation is helping me be not so stupid.